It has come to our attention that a wildly untrue and wickedly spreading rumor is churning about out there about the Mouse…and so it is our responsibility to clear this up, IMMEDIATELY!!!
…We want to assure all of our readers and followers, that the Mouse is NOT GUILTY…
…MORGUIE DID NOT BITE THE P.O.T.U.S.’ BILL-SIGNING HAND…
….HE BIT HIM IN ………THE …A S S !!!!!!
THUS: The Death Benefits To Our Fallen Soldiers’ Families Will Now Be Restored!
We hope that this sets things straight. Thank you.
CJ and the Furry Rodent
©2013, C.S. Thompson.