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English: Portrait of Buffalo Bob Smith and How...

English: Portrait of Buffalo Bob Smith and Howdy Doody: Fort Lauderdale, Florida (from State Library and Archives of Florida). (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Hi Kids! Do you know what time it is? Hahaha! Noooooo. It’s NOT “Howdy-Doody Time” sillies! It’s Morguie Mousie time!

MORGUIE

MORGUIE

CHESTER and ME IN A GAME OF CAT 'N MOUSE

CHESTER and ME IN A GAME OF CAT ‘N MOUSE

I’m really excited because I survived YET ANOTHER game of ‘cat and mouse’ with Chester (like Badminton, except I am the shuttlecock)…but MORE SO, because…

…I’m at the controls today — C J is working on her Mortuary Management* submission and the deadline is looming…and, let’s just say, that means a BIG, HUGE, “DO NOT DISTURB!!!”

fire

Even if the house is on fire.
In fact, I thought I even heard her praying for someone to set the house on fire. I’m sure that couldn’t have been right…
Anyhooooo.
Wait until you see what I came up with! It’s too much to believe…it’s really THAT good!

It’s SOOOOOO good…..HOW good is it?

Super pet mouse stardom cannot be far away…can it?     Money

Well, let’s just hope I won’t find myself on the bread line after C J sees what a threat I am…

Our “main feature” is a recent clip : David  Letterman’s Top 10 “Shopping Mall Funeral Homes” which by all gallows humor standards is : simply to die for…what else can I say? 

But first, a word from “our sponsor” at Funeraria  Lopez, down there in friendly, service-minded Guatemala, where Mr. Death doesn’t put a ‘hit’ on the Spirit of Christmas, ‘no way, Jose!’       

jose

jose (Photo credit: dboy)

Wow, check out those girls in the cute Santa outfits! Ummm, but, maybe they should stick to a simple ‘dance’ number next time, heh Jose? Just tossing out an idea, here.

What do you think, Kids? Show me in the comment box below. Try not to brag on me too much though, you- know -who might get a little jealous of the fantastic job I did today…I don’t want to be a cat treat!

lemmling_Cartoon_mouse_on_top_of_a_cheese*Mortuary Management magazine is a funeral service trade publication, for which CJ is a featured monthly contributing author.

©2014, C.S. Thompson.

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5 Responses to “Today’s Post Brought To You By…”

  1. Great post. I enjoyed it very much Morguie. Congratulations.

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  2. This is a great post Morguie, very well put together and very funny. I’m sure C.J. will be proud of you and it’s much better than playing cat’s paw with Chester.
    I’m not too keen on the idea of getting a funeral for Christmas though even if a scantily clad Santa has test driven the coffin.
    Hugs to you and pass some to C.J. please xxx

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  3. Endorsed by Santa. You can’t get much better than that right?

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