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Sheldon Takes OnThe Woodpile

Posted in Animals, bereavement, Comedy, Humor, Pets, Sheldon the Tortoise with tags , , , , on April 15, 2015 by Morguie
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I Just Love Watermelon and Salad!!! Mmmmm!

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Hehe…when Mommy isn’t around I like to be a bad boy!

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Huh? What, Mommy? Oh, the wind blew me here! One minute I was minding my business like a good boy…the next thing I knew, I landed here!

Hi everybody…we wanted to give the floor to Sheldon, our desert tortoise, today. He woke up from his long winter’s nap rather early this year. He was up in early March…usually he doesn’t come alive until about mid-May or early June. He is healthy and back to his normal, toddler-like self..getting into places he thinks will avail an escape.

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Who’s a trouble-making toddler? Surely, not I! I am a sweet and innocent a guy as you’ll EVER meet. Really.

He doesn’t like fences. The bigger area we give him to roam, the more area he seems to want. Please enjoy our very own home video taken a year or so ago of his typical exploits. This was a wood-pile incident we think you’ll like and laugh at as you watch…

(Please forgive our shaky start on the clip…we aren’t well-versed with the video camera maneuvering…it DOES straighten out pretty quickly, however. Turn up the sound to hear the play-by-play dialogue!)

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Thanks for coming by all!

CJ and Mousie and Sheldon, too!

©C.S. Thompson, 2015.

Video is the sole creative property of ©C.S. Thompson, 2015.

Crackers and Bits: Polar Bear Hunting

Posted in Animals, Comedy, Crackers and Bits, Fiction, Humor, Musing, Pet peeves and annoyances, polar bears with tags , on April 5, 2015 by Morguie

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Hi there everyone! Did you miss us? We were down with that nasty flu, but we feel better and we’re baaaaack!!!

Morguie: We sure missed all of you. Whatever you do, don’t catch the flu!  Catch a ball, or better yet, catch yourself a polar bear!

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PESKY, ANNOYING POLAR BEAR

 

CJ: Mousie, you have finally gone completely nuts! I would bet  99.9% of our readers have no need to know how to catch a polar bear! You are so silly!

Morguie: Hah! You don’t know for a fact, that, RIGHT now, somewhere, someone in our fantastic GLOBAL audience isn’t wondering how he or she is going to set about getting that pesky polar bear caught!

I take umbrage with your assertion!

 

I am a fuzzy lovable Polar Bear. I LOVE your POOL!

I am a fuzzy lovable Polar Bear. I LOVE your POOL! I WILL COME AND SWIM EVERYDAY!

CJ:  My goodness! Such big words from such a small mouse! Umbrage?

Morguie: Go ahead, make fun…meanwhile, I will deliver this handy tip that is easy to remember, just in case, someone has a polar bear problem needing quick action. Better to be safe than sorry. I intend to be armed with knowledge…what’s your plan, CJ?

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I am a BIG, BAD POLAR BEAR! I AM GOING TO VISIT C J –because she DOESN’T have a plan.  BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

CJ: Okay Mousie, I will humor you…tell me then, how would I go about catching the non-existent, but very annoying polar bear, the one that doesn’t seem to be roaming my neighborhood?

You know, just in case…

Morguie: Well first, you have to go out onto the ice and cut a big, round hole. Then, you get a can of peas…

 

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HOLE — ask your mom or dad to help you with that , okay, kids?

 

 

 

CJ: WAIT! What?! Okay, I am calling the  folks over at the Macadamia Ranch. They need to come and get you. What in the world, are you proposing to do with the can of peas?

 

Everyone knows polar bears hate canned peas!

 

Haha! I got it! Tell polar bears to give peas a chance?! 

 

Hmmm. WHAT HAVE WE HERE? Aha! PEAS!!

POLAR BEAR…GIVING PEAS A CHANCE, of course.

 

Morguie: Are you quite done yet?

 

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CJ: Sorry, go ahead. Okay,  I have the canned peas and I have the hole cut into the ice…now what?

Morguie: You spoon the peas out onto the ice — around the hole’s edge, then you hide and wait.

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CJ: Okay…how long should I wait?  (Sure hope not as long as it is taking to learn about catching polar bears, sheesh!)

Morguie: It’s real easy after that. You just wait until you see the polar bear taking a pea….

 

 

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EWWWW!! TASTES LIKE PEAS!!! I JUST HATE PEAS!!

 

 

…then you jump out and kick him in the ice-hole!!

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VERY FUNNY!

 

And that is how you catch a polar bear.

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Have a wonderful day and thanks so much for coming by!

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© C. S. Thompson, 2015.

Giving Up On This Blog: We Say Good-Bye

Posted in Cherished memories, Comedy, Friendship, Gratitude, Humor, IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT, Kindness, Music with tags , , on April 1, 2015 by Morguie

We haven’t been in since we caught the flu a few weeks ago. While we may “just be feeling wiped out” we believe we have pretty much lost our creative ability. It seems we have hit THE MOTHER of all writers’ blocks…

It makes us a mad…more than that, S-A-D!!! So many friends we have met and made here. People who were sincere in their following of this silly site. You know who you are…and we absolutely love and appreciate you all. We bid you a good good-bye…

And we want to leave on a “good note” so we close with a video that no doubt has gone “viral”

Enjoy…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A P R I L      F O O L S !!!!!!!

P.S. Nope we ain’t going nowhere!  Dry your eyes ( haha) and stay tuned…we are on the mend…see you all very, very soon!

CJ and Morguie

Free Range Chicken

Posted in Animals, Birds, Comedy, Family, Fun and Entertainment, Humor, Insurance, Musing, Pets, Traveling, Video Clips with tags , , , on March 21, 2015 by Morguie

God Bless the folks at Geico Insurance! We fell in love with this ad, which we noticed for the first time earlier in the week. It is so sweet, the cute way they portrayed this lovely Buff Orpington hen, as she took in the sights and sounds from her perch in a box car.  Sure makes us miss our good little buff hens…if only just a little.

Have a great day all!

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