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Crackers and Bits: Sick

Posted in Comedy, Crackers and Bits, Fun and Entertainment, Humor, Marriage, Relationships, Truth, Video Clips with tags on January 31, 2015 by Morguie

 

 

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C J  has been quite under the weather this whole week.  However, she has a very sweet man who takes good care of her. Nobody here resembles the couple in the clip…I don’t think so….

 

Here is a humorous look at the “Weird Things Couples Do” series…

Of course…what they do when they are sick…enjoy!  See you soon!

Thanks again for coming by…it was great to see you!

xxx Morguie xxx

 

 

 

Be good all of you as you venture off to enjoy the big Super Bowl festivities going on all around.

Designate a driver! 

No fighting with your spouses, either!  Just have a great, fun day!

(We hate the ‘Bloody Sunday’ sidenote and domestic violence stats attached to Super Sunday 😦  )

(We know that NONE of YOU would do that, anyway)

the kickisGOOD

 

 

©C.S. Thompson, 2015.

Crackers and Bits: A Deal Is Struck

Posted in Animals, Comedy, Crackers and Bits, Family, Friendship, Fun and Entertainment, Humor, Life, Pet peeves and annoyances, Pets, Relationships, Video Clips on January 26, 2015 by Morguie

 

 

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MORGUIE

 

Mousie is still off the job…so I decided enough was enough…knowing how lazy the mouse can be, I decided he shouldn’t be making so many demands when he hardly deserves such a reward. I mean, c’mon Morguie, you certainly aren’t able to compete with your cousin here:

 

BAH!

Mousie says “Hey, that looks a bit abusive!”

“What?” I say.

“Does that poor little mousie in the video eventually get SOMETHING for all of the drudgery he must endure? Look at him! He’s cooking, babysitting, expected to save money, and also expected to be an instant entertainer for his owner whenever they need to see him playing basketball..”

I am sure he gets rewarded well.

“Mousie, are you ready to come back and just do your work here on this blog of ours yet?”

Mousie considers the alternative, and he especially isn’t into basketball….

“Okay…” Morguie says with a tone of resignation.

And so it ends the Mousie walk-out…and perhaps, maybe he’ll get an extra biscuit just because…

Things really wouldn’t be the same here without him.

 

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©C.S. Thompson, 2015.

 

Crackers and Bits: Bliss of Married Life

Posted in Comedy, Crackers and Bits, Family, Friendship, Fun and Entertainment, Hope, Humor, Kindness, Life, Love, Marriage, Musing, Parenting, Pet peeves and annoyances, Relationships, Thought For Today, Truth, Video Clips, Wisdom on January 14, 2015 by Morguie

The honeymoon…well, it’s o-v-e-r.

But not really…the little stuff one never seems to notice about the spouse just happens to be more noticeable after the afterglow.

Remember kids, it is the little stuff in life we stress over that really, in the end, doesn’t amount to anything.

It just irritates us in such a way as to make us feel it IS important.

So give each other a hug and a kiss and try to see things from the other’s point of view…then, go out and have some real quality time together…enjoy each other!

Enjoy these ‘universal issues’ in the cute clips we have for you today! Sending a shout out to Holly, CJ’s daughter, for bringing these to our attention!

P.S. Please hit the “LIKE” button on your way out, and thank you!

 

 

 

 

©C.S. Thompson, 2015.

CJ Takes A Reader’s Request

Posted in Comedy, Fiction, Fictional, Fact-based Stories, Humor, Personal Opinion, Thought For Today, Wisdom with tags , , , , , on January 4, 2015 by Morguie

CJ has been asked to address an issue, by a follower, Ted,  over at Twitter. She decided to tackle this most interesting request, as gently as she could, so as not to send people away in a cold panic.

Okay, Ted. If you simply must know…

English: Dryer screen containing accumulated lint.

Dryer screen containing accumulated lint. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

One might easily believe this conclusion could be valid. However, upon closer inspection, nothing could be further from the truth.

You see, dryer lint is a gradual gathering, or harvesting, of the sock’s essential tissues. In effect, what you have here is actually a case of, well, organ stealing. There. I said it.  Every time a sock enters into that Hose zone known as the dryer, small, evil (and invisible to the eye) entities actually deploy,  going to work in excising parts from the sock-body; a sock-heart today, the sock-stomach the next time, you see where I’m going.

Don’t believe me? Go. Right now. Go open your sock drawer and examine any pair of socks. Look closely, you may detect an actual hole starting in the toe or heel of the socks. Sneaky, insidious, and oh so gradually.

English: A white sock.

A white sock. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Then, one day, the entire sock is gone. You’ll search all through that load of drying to find the mate to a single sock. Well, I am here to say, just stop looking. It is no use. You’ll never find it.

Those entities try, but rarely succeed, in taking all the ‘snatchings’ as they make their hasty getaway when the buzzer goes off. (You will notice the white bits in the lint — evidence of sock-bone snatchings they dropped as they escaped out the duct)

And that is what dryer lint is really made of.

Dryer lint is the sloppy result of thieves engaging in sneaky harvesting of sock-body parts.

12th-century cotton sock, found in Egypt. The ...

(Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

 

 

 

I hope this will clarify things, Ted.

©C.S. Thompson, 2015.

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